Sunday, May 25, 2008

now i lay me down to rest




this week in an effort to raise funds for his new found life in rustle sam "mattress man" laitenen has storewide sales in every department. pick out your new sleep-set for the low low price of 75 bucks including box-spring. he is clearing out to the bare walls. no reasonable offers will be refused. these mattresses are "gently" used and "we know of their whereabouts." they have come to us kindly from an Inn. not a motel or even a hotel but "an Inn" and with each queen size mattress purchase sam will throw in a pillow. these beds won't last long at this price. some soiling may be found. all sales final.

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